Travel Humor

A lady came in to our office to buy an air ticket to her sons wedding in another state. She told us that this would be her first time flying, but she wasn't nervous about it. But she wanted to make sure she had isle seat. Because she didn't want her hair messed up if one of the passengers opened one of the windows during the flight.

A man came to our office to plan a trip to Russia. We told him, he would have to get a Visa. No I don't he said. I've traveled all over the world and they accept Master Card everywhere.

A man from NY came into our office and told us he drove across the USA to here in California. He now wanted to drive to Hawaii, his question to us was. "how much is the toll on the Golden Gate bridge from California to Hawaii".

A lady called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 am and got into Chicago at 8:33 am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks would be served. When the charming air-hostess came around with the trolley, the doctor ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister whether he wanted anything. He replied, "Oh no thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol". The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the air-hostess and said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.